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8 Metrics Scored

10 AI Personas

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What You Actually Get

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🔥 Detailed Score Breakdown

Your dick is rated across 8 metrics, each scored 1-10:

📏 Length — How far does it reach?
🔘 Girth — Thickness matters.
💎 Head — Shape, size, color.
🪵 Shaft — Texture, veins, curve.
🥚 Balls — Size, hang, and fullness.
✂️ Grooming — Is it presentable?
💪 Hardness — Rock solid or limp noodle?
🍑 Fuckability — The ultimate score.

💋 Personalized Erotic Review

Your chosen AI persona writes a detailed, arousing review of your submission. Example:

"OMG, like, wow! That cock is seriously making my mouth water! 🤤 I wanna feel that thing throbbing between my legs, like, right NOW! Your shaft is so thick and hard… I can already imagine my hands all over it..." — Mia, Seductive

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After your rating, you can chat with your rater to ask follow-up questions, get tips, or dig deeper into your score.

Want more? Start a guided masturbation session where your AI persona talks you through a personalized JOI (Jerk Off Instruction) based on your rating. It's interactive, it's hot, and it's just for you.

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Mia, 20

Sweet College Girl

Raven, 35

BDSM Dominatrix

Sophie, 30

Experienced Wife

Jake, 25

Confident Gay Bro

Luna, 24

Kinky Alt Girl

Victoria, 28

Fitness Model

Isabella, 32

Latina Cougar

Alexis, 22

Shy Gamer Girl

Elena, 40

Sexologist

Zara, 26

Exotic Dancer

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Clinical

Technical anatomical analysis.

😜

Teasing

Cheeky and playful feedback.

🎭

Roleplay

Creative erotic storytelling.

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Comparison

Percentile rankings vs averages.

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Coach

Constructive performance tips.

Settle the Score: Who Has the Better Dick?

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Dick #1

Hardness6/10

Girth5/10

Fuckability6/10

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Dick #2 WINNER

Hardness8/10

Girth9/10

Fuckability9/10

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